Introductie van de Angels / Introducing The Angels:

Some funny article wrote by a few of our colleagues ;-)

Have you seen these people? They are suspected to spend their time

working as respected members of our Shell community but this is

merely a cover for an underground criminal gang.

In their spare time they are known as the ‘Shells Angels’ and we believe

they have engaged in kidnapping, stealing, selling below LPC and drugs.

They are usually based in the Netherlands but they travel by bike around

Europe. Watch out, this happens couple of times per year! Do not approach

them directly but call the compliance police immediately if you see them.

They may be armed and slippery (carrying 1 liter lubes packs)!

We have reason to believe they are planning to go to Germany on their

bikes and one known members also travel to far dodgy destinations.

They travel in a pack like wolves, there are 10 of them. The leader is thought

to be a master of cunning and disguise; Roelinda P., aka the blond biker bombshell.

Other known felons are Rob H., aka the marine machine; Henk K., aka

howling Henkie;, Jan A, aka Mr. Porsche.; Maarten B. aka Mr. Corvette.

Our fears around biking groups were confirmed by Nu.nl today in an article

they state that ‘members of motor clubs almost always display criminal behaviour.

Link: www.nu.nl

Don’t be fooled by their innocent looks and nice smiles – they may say they

are harmless – they are not. They may try to confuse you with acronyms,

technical talk and processes – do not be lured into their trap. They will convert

you into a member before you know it.

Protect your family, your working colleagues, your local community, your company,

your nation, your world, our galaxy and the milky-way by helping the compliance

police catch these wanted terrorists and fugitives. You can also help reunite

kidnapped persons by these gang members with their loved ones.

Protect each other and unite in strength to create the future you deserve!